Welcome to the bare minimum.
Workless Coin is a digital asset with no dreams, no direction, and absolutely no desire to participate in anything meaningful. There’s no whitepaper, no buzzwords, and definitely no team “working tirelessly behind the scenes.”
This is not a revolution. It’s not a movement. It’s not even a joke with a punchline.
It simply exists — and honestly, that should be enough.
There’s no strategy. No pitch. Just four brutally honest reasons this coin exists.
No Reason
We didn’t do it for a cause. There’s no mission. It’s not deep. We just did it.
No Whitepaper
No need to explain something that doesn’t need to exist. There’s nothing to pitch.
Just Because
You’ve seen coins made for worse reasons. At least we’re honest about it.
Pure Apathy
Workless Coin wasn’t built on ambition. It was built on not caring — and that’s refreshing.
We don’t have a Discord. We don’t do Twitter Spaces. There’s no DAO to vote in.
But sure — there’s a Telegram. Probably. Someone made one. Maybe.
If you feel the need to “connect” with others holding a coin that does nothing, be our guest.
Join, lurk, leave. Spam a gif. Or don’t.
We won’t be there. No mods. No announcements. No pinned messages worth reading.
Just the pure, chaotic energy of people gathering for no reason at all.
Join Telegram. Or don’t. It’s Workless either way.
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